The signs as mistakes
- Aries: Hoping for a miracle to happen.
- Taurus: try to get everyone to like you.
- Gemini: Doing drugs.
- Cancer: Telling secrets and regretting it afterwards.
- Leo: Being on your phone too much and waking into a tree.
- Virgo: Trying to appear strong although you aren't.
- Libra: Eliminating your feelings.
- Scorpio: Trusting wrong people.
- Sagittarius: Forgetting about time and missing an important appointment.
- Capricorn: Taking things too seriously and forgetting to take a break.
- Aquarius: chasing after wrong person.
- Pisces: Not being able to make up your mind and decide what you want.
the bar is set so low for the presidency this year only one of the candidates actually works in the field of politics yet some of yall still think this sun dried tomato with vocal cords can lead a country
SUN DRIED TOMATO WITH VOCAL CHORDS
No matter you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, queer, asexual, or other LGBT+, we are pride.
The movie Titanic was 3 hours of a old white woman reliving one of her hoe stories about how she got rawed in the back of a Ford model T by a broke ass artist. Her selfish ass made Bill Paxton and his crew listen to that long ass story and didn’t tell them she had the necklace the entire time and dropped it into the fucking ocean.
Remember that time we were talking at 3 AM, and I said, “is there like, a hand gesture I can make that means the casual definition of that word, cuz I know I’m white and therefore can’t use that word, but man, sometimes things happen, and all you can do is a squinty glare, tilt your head, and say that word” and you fell over laughing at me and gave me my own hand sign that I’m allowed to use with you whenever one of those situations crops up.
You’re my best friend 💕
Wait what
Shout out to my parents for drilling this into my mind so much that I look both ways when crossing a one way street
Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.
Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.
i triedshetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty
